DirecTV #44

When your cable company keeps you on hold, you get angry When you get angry, you go blow off steam When you go blow off steam, accidents happen When accidents happen, you get an eye patch When you get an eye patch, people think you’re tough When people think you are tough, they want to see how tough And when people want to see how tough, you wake up in a road side ditch Don’t wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of cable and use Direct TV.

Source: DirecTV
Context: Advertizement


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