DirecTV #55
When you have cable and can't record all of your shows, you feel unhappy. When you feel unhappy, you go to happy hour. When you go to happy hour, you're up for anything. When you're up for anything, you head to a Turkish bath house. When you head to a Turkish bath house, you meet Charlie Sheen. And when you meet Charlie Sheen, you re-enact scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen. Don't re-enact scenes from platoon with Charlie Sheen. Get rid of cable and upgrade to Direct TV.
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