Ethan Klein
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Nut neutrality has just been repealed and yes I said NUT neutrality by this goofy-faced, potato-headed, DSL juicy-assed lip-having Pai Boy.
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Now as I was saying he has these really big, luscious, beautiful DSL lips and if you take a look at this picture you'll notice they are very red, very very pink and now if you compare it to the logo of Verizon, you'll see that there's a little red nub at the end of their logo here and you're gonna kinda understand what I'm getting at here he's got these big juicy DSL lips. I wonder what he was sucking on. Wonder what he sucked off right to get his lips so red.
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Although he hasn't sexually assaulted someone, he is a giant penis and he's been flaunting it out in public for months in front of kids and families and as far as I know that is indecent exposure.
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Mr. Pai in the Face has basically ascended to anime supervillain at this point.
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Can you believe that this creepy, robot, out of touch, cheetoh eating giant pussy mouth creep is in charge of what we get to see on the internet? Bro - the cap on that Sriracha bottle is not even green screened properly you would think with the tens of millions of dollars you've got from Comcast and Verizon you could at least get a decent green screen.
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I don't even know what to say I mean he's doing the Harlem Shake. It's 2017 this is an appointed official of a regulatory board doing the Harlem Shake with a light saber and it's 2017 and I don't know...how do I approach this thing? I have nothing.
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It's about giving control to Comcast and Verizon, the two most evil companies on this planet. If you Google search for Comcast right now a swastika shows up so stop acting like we're all whining babies who don't understand this complex thing...
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